It Figures

March 28th, 2008

There are many things that really get on my nerves. Small things, big things, medium things, happy things, sad things… You get the point.

However, one thing I really can’t stand is internet tough guys, and sadly, they are not always guys. Internet tough guys are people who challenge, threaten, or run their mouth because they are online and know that they don’t have to answer for their actions.

What kind of coward does one have to be to run their mouth online and actually believe that what they are saying is relevant or tough? I have even had women talk trash and I think to myself, if we were in person you’d either try to get money out of me or simply stay on the opposite end of the street for fear a severe thrashing. I mean, do you think a woman with any sense of reality would try to pick a fight with a man?

I don’t know, I guess the internet is a place where the stupid can feel smart, the ugly can be pretty and the weak can be the strong.

Also, one thing I hate is when you get someone that says something totally stupid, but becuase enough people go along with it, it is considered relevant or smart. I have literally had conversations with people and they’ll say something almost as stupid as “1 plus 1 is 3″ and becuase enough idiots will follow them, they are seen as right.

Why are people so weak, why are they so cheap, why are they so uneducated, and why the hell do I have to run into so many of them?

What about…

March 24th, 2008

Do you know all the things that get on your nerve that people do. I am going to give you a brief description in my opinion. When you are explaining something to someone and all of a sudden they ask, what did you say? My response, weren’t you listening. What about..when you are on the bus and someone brushes up against you and don’t apologize. What about..the times when you are at work and you have just completed an assignment you know deserves recognition and no one say anything. What about..in the morning time when you see someone and you say “good morning” and they grunt at you or say nothing at all. What about that……

On The Nature of Poison

March 23rd, 2008

On the Nature of Poison
I have reacquainted myself with the jealous god.

The Latin root venenum, poion, potion, drug, is rooted in love. Proto-Indoeuropean wenes-no, Venus. The Sanskrit cousin, van? Desire. In German, poison is gift, thought to have come to that euphimistic meaning through marriage from the Old English gift, the price which must be paid for a bride or perhaps from Greek: gift, payment, or dose of medicine. We begin with a substance, but we must not end there. We seek the primal poison, the root illness, the prima materia.

On Speed Limits
Reason is temporal. It takes time and has duration. It is a line–not a point. I wonder, is there any coincidence that the Age of Reason coincides with Age of Stimulants? A reasonable universe replaced a rational cosmos. The chronometer. Spacetime curved and closed, and time changed forever, from forever. A new idea, essentially: time in passage, the quantification of duration.

Stimulants surpassed the age of exploration. Speed and destination instead of meandering looking about of a scout in unmapped territory. A closing of the peripery. Merchants. The trading ship captures this. There is nothing to see on the voyage but straight ahead, the destination–the goal.

The new world met the old. The gods mingled. Speed and spice, the great stimuli. Tobacco led the advance, followed by coffee, tea, chocolate and coca. Coffee, tea, and chocolate all arrived in London on the same year. The poisons followed the Hour, like attracting like. They followed the clocks.

Prior to the seventeenth century, the hour made sporadic appearances. The hour was variable–day and night were each 12 hours, regardless of duration. People moved by bells and chimes. The clock was the triumph of abstract reasion, of rationality.

The surest poison is time.
–Emerson

The aristocracy was the first to own clocks and the first to drink coffee. Coffeeshops abounded. By the eighteenth century, prices had dropped enough to allow time and its stimulating servants to be accessible to everyone.

Speed is the essence of modernity. It is our principal and ruling poison.
–Pendell

Straight ahead, fovea centralis, the center of the retina. Losing the periphery: maybe “lack of perspective” is the pearticular distinguishing mark of the stimulants. The periphery is playfulness, a teasing polymorphous perversity: central stimulation is the libido of the merchant.

An intoxicated uality: half-dreaming, reverie usurps the controls, drugs the conductor and the engineer, and thros them off the train. The eyes are open but something is nodding. No “time ou.” Frenetic. Analysis over contemplation, the universe as a great time table, a schedule. The periphery, of course, is the environment.

Too speedy. To have time. To finish a thought.

Snore.No. Wake up now. Have a cup of joe.

Coffee, the restorative. Coffee is the “sober beverage.” it is an anti-inebriant, believed then (as still today), to be abl eto sober up those drunk on spirits. By extension then, to one not inebriated, coffee should make the drinker somehow “more sober” than ordinary sobriety. Coffee was the new way. It was the spirit of the enlightenment and supproted the enlightenment and was supported by it in turn.

A Tendency to Philosophize
The quintessential coffee-shaman was voltaire. he was born into a world where kings were believed to enjoy a special affirmation from god and in which feudal theology was so entrenched that atheism was unthinkable to a serious person. When Voltaire left the world, all of those supposed truths were in doubt. He drank seventy-two cups of coffee a day. He used his lover’s back as a writing desk.

Though early researchers noted coffee’s tendenc to loquacity, it has a remarkable ability to disguise its intoxication as ordinary, as the ground state. Coffee was characterized as businesslike rather than frivolous, as reasonable rather tan impulsive.

I’m slowing down. Give me some more coffee else I might have to reconsider…

IImpulsivity. Sociability. A sense of well-being. Or nervousness, jitters. A subtle strengthening of the monkey mind. Euphoria, especially when nonhabituated. A tendency to rationality and the abstract, to be swept away by the grandeur of an idea. A tendency of linearity. A tendency to verbosity–this is a case in point.

Who or what is coffee not good for? That should be our concern. To find that out, I’ll have to quit. Hmmm, what about trying excess instead? Coffee is our culture in a cup. I’m still waiting to find out, is coffee a good guy or a bad guy? It’s poison: one of the greats.

And now, I feel it wearing off. Coffee is a jealous god–she wrenches my mind when I haven’t stopped by to visit. Coffee doesn’t get me high: it makes me feel like an ordinary person. At first. If you don’t feel like a normal person until you imbibe cofee this is a sing that–well, a bad sign. A sign that you ought to avoid it, immediately. The prognosis of your relationship with this particular god is poor.

I conjure you, my brethren, remain true to the earth, and believe not those who speak unto you of superearthly hopes! Poisoners are they, whether they know it or not.
–Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra

The craving for immortality is the primal poison, the orginal sin. We feel from paradise, grasping for permanence. We wish to be the gods.

Sweet, sweet, sweet poison for the age’s tooth.
–Shakespeare, King John.


Sleep. It’s a good idea. Try some every day.

Eating Out With Your Toddler

March 20th, 2008

When making the decision to take the family out to dinner and you happen to have a toddler there are many things you shoud take into consideration. Before going out to a restaurant you should do a little research. I have found that alot  of fancy resaurants are not too kid friendly. You want to make sure the restaurant you are going to visit if family friendly, have a kids menu, possbly a kids play area, booster seats, restrooms. Please avoid taking the family to restaurants that have smoking sections and serve alcohol, you don’t want the little ones to be exposed to these sorts of things. Last but not least, start of small, for example Mcdonalds, then work your way up to restaurants that are a little  bit more formal, and be sure your toddler has had his or her nap before going out, because a tired toddler is a cranky uphappy one!